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Alison Lohman:
Alison Lohman Nude
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Information:
Name: Alison Lohman
Born: 1979-09-18
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Behind the Microphone: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (2005), Drag Me to Hell (2009), The Auteur Theory (1999), HBO First Look (2002), White Oleander (2002)
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Julianne Moore:
Julianne Moore
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Information:
Name: Julianne Moore
Born: 1960-12-03
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
The Orange British Academy Film Awards (2003), The End of the Affair (1999), Short Cuts (1993), The Daily Show (2006), Money, Power, Murder. (1989)
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Emmy Rossum:
Emmy Rossum Naked
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Information:
Name: Emmy Rossum
Born: 1986-09-12
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
A Will of Their Own (1998), The 59th Annual Tony Awards (2005), The Teen Choice Awards 2007 (2007), Songcatcher (2000), The 10th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (2005)
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Andrew Simpson:
Andrew Simpson Nude
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Information:
Name: Andrew Simpson
Born: 1989-01-01
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Cinema tres (2007), Film '72 (2007), Song for a Raggy Boy (2003), Notes on a Scandal (2006)
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the
glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one
asked for the clean glass?"
BedeGunterNJ
Did you hear
about the cannibal who
joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
GeirBillVu
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and
kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the
whole
chicken.
FaroldChadbyrneQG
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
JerodBaxBQ
Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got.
ChristophorosAdanrt
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril
!
Cyril who ?
Cyril thing - no imitations here !
JonMeinoRW
Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip.
BurnieAtmoreOM
Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
BertoFinghinzr
What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issues a royal pardon !
CidroPatridoVV
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,
provided you
get between the right man and the right woman.
MunroeMeldoncX